tuch him gently.
tuch him ! but gently
For real lol
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“two seats. me and a babe.”
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macdennis + white trash dates
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“I mean, if he’s gonna do it, then, you know, I’m gonna do it”
i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome & its incurable
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
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questions men should ask themselves more often
- am i being unnecessarily forceful/loud?
- am i talking over others? are those others mostly women?
- why does this person feel like that? how can i acknowledge their feelings?
- does she seem comfortable around me? if not, why?
- am i devaluing women as a joke/when they make me angry? am i insulting women’s appearance and sanity whenever they make me angry?
- am i listening to other people’s knowledge/experiences or am i only talking about my own? how can i share my knowledge/experiences in a respectful way that doesn’t monopolize conversation or infantalize others (primarily women)?
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my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone
I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.
neogeotorpedo
WHAT DID I DO